“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: dededestpolis, via trolling-potato)

  • Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

bombing:

bathroom hand dryers never really seem to get the job done with air. that’s why mine shoots out actual flames

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monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

(Source: retr0philia, via live4booty)

"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty… you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can."