derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via whysayno)

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aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

(Source: xemkgx, via whysayno)

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via trolling-potato)

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songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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(via pizza)

483,493 notes

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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(via orgasm)

149,183 notes

marvelobsessions:

remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?

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remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

(via fabulous-flameerkat)

27,291 notes

dajo42:

two dads have a conversation

"haha yes i’m going golfing on the weekend"
"hello going golfing on the weekend, i’m dad"
"hello dad, i’m dad"
"hello dad, i’m dad"
"hel̡lo ̀dad, ̢i͟’͜m̧ d́ąd"
"h̕͠͞e̶͘͟l̸̀ló ҉d̕͟ad͝,̷͞ ̢̛i͏̢’m̛͠ ̕ḑ̢͝a͏͢͝ḑ͠"
"H̶͟͏͜E̢͞L҉͏̸҉Ļ̵͘͞O̵͟͟͟ ͏̷̨͠Ḑ̀A̢̛̕͞͞D̸҉̢̕,̛͠ ͏̴Į̵̷̛͘’̀͟͏̵̕M̧͜͢͠ ͢͢͏́͢D̵À͞͝D͞"

(via stealing-your-thunder)

140,559 notes
adam sucks dicks