me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself

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Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?


(Source: wingsofbadass, via magicul)


doin a group project likeimage

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One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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  • Me: I might not have the nicest smile or rippling abs or a lot of money, but I DO have-
  • Doctor: Herpes… You have herpes. I’ll give you some time alone.


opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

(Source: uncooler, via swingingfrom-mars)